1. you tell the cats they like to get petted, and then they do…like a jedi mind trick or something.
2. you love the mountains almost as much as me, which works out well for us since they kind of surround us now.
3. you punch me every time you hear the word sauce, no matter the situation. i somehow picked up the nickname in nola but not sure where the punching began, but it’s here to stay unfortch. {more red sauce please!}
4. we use words like unfortch. if a sitch calls for a secretive convo to happen in public, we can totes talk in code.
5. your hugs. they are perfect.
6. when i am eating something awesome and i ask you if you want a bite, if you say no that means yes but in a minute.
7. you kill a bottle of tabasco every week or so.
8. our victory handshake. embarrasses others who see it publicly because they realize at that moment that they will never ever be as cool as us.
9. your insane food phases.
10. you got me to like {or maybe just tolerate} cats… like a jedi mind trick or something.
11. you love sports almost as much as me, which i think is for me.
12. every 2 years or so we try to scare the crap out of each other with a plastic spider. the same one. i don’t know where it goes for 2 years, but it disappears and then comes back with a scary vengeance.
13. you don’t make too much fun of me when we watch jeopardy and i show off my smarts.
14. i also love the way we dance at weddings. i do hate dancing and we do not dance unless it’s at a wedding, but when we do, we rock it. we should invent a wedding themed dance club.
15. i love that you love animals as much as you do. i am fine with being 3rd most popular family member in my own house.
16. i am a homebody and don’t like being out of my element, but my favorite times with you are when we get lost in a crazy adventure in a foreign country. you make me brave.
17. you can name what clothes you were wearing at all past important life events.
18. you have small hands but are amazing at thumb wars.
19. you know all of the words to every disney song ever made {back when they were real cartoons…}.
20. i always dreamed of a girl that was beautiful, funny, smart, witty, and sexy who loved to climb mountains and rooted for the redskins through thick and {mostly} thin. i also dreamed she wouldn’t know how awesome she was, because if she did, she sure wouldn’t want to hang out with me. so, thanks for being my dream girl.
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